The Devil’s Advocate has some AMAZING quotes!!
Don’t get too cocky, my boy.
No matter how good you are…
…don’t let them see you coming.
That’s the gaffe, my friend.
You’ve gotta keep yourself small.
Be the little guy.
You know, the nerd, the leper…
…the shitkicking surfer. Look at me.
Underestimated from day one.
You’d never think I was
a master of the universe, would you?
There’s this beautiful girl,
just fucked me 40 ways from Sunday…
…we’re done, she’s walking
to the bathroom, trying to walk…
Not the Trojan army that just fucked her.
Little old me.
She gets this look on her face like:
“How the hell did that happen?”
I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt.
I’m a surprise, Kevin.
They don’t see me coming.
Now if only I could remember that quote about everyone having a price and throwing a man down the stairs for getting close to it.