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(Its an embedded playlist; be sure to check all of them..)

Very Very good campaign
Very funny shit

and I just love the last one with the multiplayer :D Think its horrible? Wait till you can STOMP on one of them yourself! Goooey!

& now Im considering getting Dead Space 2

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Don’t get too cocky ~ amazing movie quote

Posted: 18th January 2012 by Gert in Entertainment

The Devil’s Advocate has some AMAZING quotes!!

Don’t get too cocky, my boy.
No matter how good you are…
…don’t let them see you coming.
That’s the gaffe, my friend.
You’ve gotta keep yourself small.
Innocuous.
Be the little guy.
You know, the nerd, the leper…
…the shitkicking surfer. Look at me.
Underestimated from day one.
You’d never think I was
a master of the universe, would you?

and

There’s this beautiful girl,
just fucked me 40 ways from Sunday…
…we’re done, she’s walking
to the bathroom, trying to walk…
…she turns…
…she looks…
…it’s me.
Not the Trojan army that just fucked her.
Little old me.

She gets this look on her face like:
“How the hell did that happen?”
I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt.
I’m a surprise, Kevin.
They don’t see me coming.

Now if only I could remember that quote about everyone having a price and throwing a man down the stairs for getting close to it.

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Ubuntu NetworkManager

Posted: 11th January 2012 by Gert in Linux, Planet

This NetworkManager thing in Ubuntu is horrible. Well; its not too bad actually but the commandline documentation sucks very very hard!
A quick brain dump after my questing for anyone dealing with this.. excuse my messy text.

A Google search for “Ubuntu NetworkManager Commandline” offers help disabling the NetworkManager; installing it (help.ubuntu) and refers you to the nmcli command. Which is just great help. No info to configure it without using the sodden graphical interface to do whatever.
The info about installing was particularly useless to me since it was already installed though the info about where the config files are and reference to nmcli was moderately interesting. Pity there is no info about those config files; anywhere. So .. I happily dicked around with generating configs on my laptop and using those on the headless xbmc box.
Right; so far my frustration; next up: trying to provide some meaningful info..

You probably won’t have to fuss too much with this as “Network Manager auto creates connections on a best effort base” though sometimes, and certainly on headless machines, you just want a fixed IP..

According to the help.ubuntu info, the configurations are in gconf or /etc. I did not find any of that data in gconf; but did find it in /etc

/etc/NetworkManager/system-connections/

the config files go here.

The directory contains all your network configs and NM promises to try to choose the best possible network connection.
Configuration files are owned by root:root and have 600 rights. They are formatted as follows; you will need to edit the UUID in the config files, check the nmcli part below.

root@Benedict:/etc/NetworkManager/system-connections# cat Wired\ 2.44

[802-3-ethernet]
duplex=full

[connection]
id=Wired 2.44
uuid=6a6e191a-4a8b-47ea-bc38-ef8b98748281
type=802-3-ethernet
timestamp=1318578920

[ipv6]
method=ignore

[ipv4]
method=manual
dns=192.168.2.1;
addresses1=192.168.2.44;16;192.168.2.1;

The “addresses1=192.168.2.44;16;192.168.2.1;” is formatted as IP;Netmask;Gateway

or

root@Benedict:/etc/NetworkManager/system-connections# cat Auto\ C

[connection]
id=Auto C
uuid=b6006760-005b-4fc7-b29a-f3565b6fdd8e
type=802-11-wireless
permissions=user:gert:;
timestamp=1320427786

[802-11-wireless]
ssid=C
mode=infrastructure
seen-bssids=00:18:aa:aa:aa:aa;
security=802-11-wireless-security

[802-11-wireless-security]
key-mgmt=wpa-psk
wep-key-flags=1
psk-flags=1
leap-password-flags=1

[ipv4]
method=auto

[ipv6]
method=ignore

For more info about getting your wireless network up; do a google search; the info is out there!

Next up: nmcli

At any rate; nmcli (command-line tool for controlling NetworkManager) wont be much help beyond listing data as “It is not meant as a replacement of nm-applet or other similar clients. Rather it’s a complementary utility to these programs.” You do need it to at least find out more about the connections, UUIDs and what NM is doing..

“nmcli con” lists the available connections

# nmcli con
NAME UUID TYPE TIMESTAMP-REAL
Wired 472a4a85-b432-446c-a704-c7df7b7f5e3e 802-3-ethernet Wed 11 Jan 2012 12:18:48 AM CET
Wired connection 1 472a4a85-b432-446c-a704-c7df7b7f5e3e 802-3-ethernet Wed 11 Jan 2012 12:18:48 AM CET
C e99af4da-5c7a-495e-b1ec-45c81519ad32 802-11-wireless Wed 11 Jan 2012 12:18:48 AM CET

The wired connection is my fresh; hand made connection; C wireless network was configured using the gnome interface; the “Wired connection 1″ was created automatically by NM. Your new connection wont show up however without the right UUID, You need to copy the UUID for the connection you want to use to the config file.

Restarting the networking will choose the configuration file instead of the best effort config.

# /etc/init.d/networking restart

After restarting the connection, the best effort “Wired connection 1″ vanished. I havent found anything about how to influence what connection is used when the best effort choice isnt the right one, but only need the one so I didnt really look either :)

I hope this helps

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PSN Portable ID

Posted: 9th January 2012 by Gert in Games

I have one!
Man, I hope they didn’t make me pay more for this
still; I have one.

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Weird weight loss thing

Posted: 23rd December 2011 by Gert in Climbing, Life

Everyone always goes on about losing weight and how great it is; on stairs etc; to be thinner. I have never felt this so far.

I have no clue how much but I am now undoubtedly below 90. at 180cm thats still too much but considering the 98 I weighed some time in the past; Im doing GREAT :D

And I am now feeling the first of those “less fat” consequences and Im not all that happy about it :/

I used to be able to just plow through about any physical activity. I grew that weight while running around in a Horeca job (working in a restaurant) so I am quite used to running up and down stairs, even when I weighed what I weighed. And I could do so without problems or having to consider anything.

I lost weight. And I feel the difference only while climbing. Ive gotten a lot stronger but every kilo is still a kilo less to drag up the mountain; the difference is undoubtedly considerable.

But I can also no longer just throw myself at physical activity; apparently in losing the weight I also shed my emergency energy supplies. I used to just get up; do whatever; go climbing and realize afterwards that I hadnt eaten yet. While John was telling me he really should eat before climbing if he wanted to put down a decent performance. These days if I go climbing at 6 without having at least something, I feel that! I feel weak and in dire need of energy.

And that; dear fictional reader; is apparently a consequence of not having my considerable fat reserves to rely on in those moments.
I can now imagine what those buff guys go through on Expeditie Robbinson (Survivor) when having to do physical stuff after a period of hunger..

Not sure if I really like that :/

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Google listen as an audiobook tool?

Posted: 22nd December 2011 by Gert in Android, Entertainment

Wondering if I can use Google Listen as a tool for listening to (preferably multi part) audiobooks..

So lets throw an audiobook at it :) Part of the thing will be correctly having the audio referred to in the feed; so Ill just cheat here till it works :D
Any audiobook, really – And Im curious about this house of holes thing ;) :

http://vialle.amber/Julian/download/Audiobook/Nicholson%20Baker%20-%20House%20of%20Holes.mp3

You wont be able to download this though; the file is on my private network ;)

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On professions. Nicely put!

Posted: 9th December 2011 by Gert in Life

A quote from Weed Wars S01E01 on what to look for in a job for a nice life.

You need a profession where your skills are so important that even if people don’t like you, they treat you well because they need you.
Dr Sandra Smith

Nicely put!

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Shared an elevator with some daft youth today.

Posted: 25th November 2011 by Gert in Life

Shared an elevator with weirdly suicidal youths today.

They were riding up & down, huddled in a corner, complaining about the cold (while there are very warm University buildings across the road ; I do believe they were students) The lift starts making horrible creaking noises & stops. They panic and start complaining loudly about how the lift maintenance sucks, how outrageous & dangerous it is that it doesnt work better and that this happened to them several times already today.

So they know the elevator is acting weirdly, breaks down frequently and is in a worrisome state.
Yet they keep riding it up & down on end.

Thats either suicidal or stupid.

 

 

Though I rather think it was a very inconsiderate joke (certainly considering they were nowhere near the buttons and were riding up with an old lady before I got in) – I presume they were huddling together in that corner and probably creating more movement to make the lift emit those noises and to make it stop.
To then watch the fear and panic in the people riding the elevator with them..
Trying to escalate the reaction by acting panicky etc themselves.

Glad to say they didn’t get much from me though;  I was just annoyed at the elevator and then wondering what demented morons you’d have to be to feel so panicked about the state of the elevator yet keep riding it.
Stupid prank. I guess you’d need some of that special pubescent brand of empathy to get it.

wankers

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new 404 page; tnx @Oatmeal

Posted: 24th November 2011 by Gert in Information technology

I updated the blog & some other 404 pages with Great art from The Oatmeal

Using the icons from http://theoatmeal.com/comics/state_web_summer#tumblr

on nom nom

Tnx for the graphics, Oat, You rock!

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Streetview; thank you, Google

Posted: 23rd November 2011 by Gert in Information technology, Life

Though We humans have really made A New Kind of Hell for when old age tackles us all :)

 

I love streetview. Dont we all :) Belgium just got streetview; I discovered they came on a hot day because all curtains in our house are closed; we do that to keep the heat out and we need to, considering the big amounts of glass everywhere.

From there I went on to discover they have a picture of a building my dad had built that has since been torn down; I couldnt help feeling sentimental. And that Huge cherry tree they had to take down together with the building. It was a Magnificent tree; I grew up doing a balancing act on the fence, eating cherries after lunch till I had to get back to school. And now that tree is gone. It was a beautiful and HUGE tree! And Google has some Wonderful pictures of it all!

Next I checked if I was on the footage for Jette.. I ran into a streetview car a few days after my so far only son was born. We had just left the hospital and were taking him out into the big bad world for the first time. After clumsily tying the Maxi-cosi in the car and minding every bump – he looked so frail that day.. We passed it near the last traffic lights before the highway; must have been a different thing though since I’m not on there..

All very emotional..

Next I checked Gent!
We lived in Gent, you know.. We loved living in gent! The pictures are mostly after we left though its still nice to take the digital tour, discover places anew, details in the shots..

Im glad to see that Google immortalized my favorite Cum* stencil art in De Gezusters Lovelingen Straat in Gent :) My fav Cum* stencil art!

I was surprised at the Korenmarkt fotos! For those that dont know, de korenmarkt has changed quite a bit in recent years. The google maps picture shows one big building and excavation area from when they tore up the old to replace it with something better , or at least different. (remember now, life is change, embrace change or grow bitter now & spare us all the process) Now that the streetview pictures are up, you can do an Amazing time leap! Exiting from De Veldstraat, you are treated to a view of the old Korenmarkt, street running in the middle, weird – maybe even ugly – de lijn building to the left; tram stops on both sides. If you go on and “enter” the Korenmarkt, the view switches to the new and current state; if you turn the cam around, you’ll see winds of change have talen the whole tram thing; that de lijn hut has vanished and … You can do a time jump there; a special thing for those that know how to appreciate it :) It might sound sentimental but it knocked the wind out of me for a second..

Old Korenmarkt

New Korenmarkt, looking back

Streetview is a wonderful project that only Google was able to do. I can not imagine the meeting where they decide that having this kind of footage of an entire vilage/city/country/.. is worth the cost. I can see no immediate monetary gain except the add revenue everyone always mentions when talking about Google. Being a complete and astonishing service does draw the people in and its their Google maps that has their new location based services … Still; I cant imagine that that d have played a huge role in that meeting however many years ago when they decided

We need to take pictures of all the streets in many places so people can see them without putting their digital devices aside.

Its hard to call it anything other than philanthropic; then again, Google is too big for people to believe in any potential non money grabbing good they might do..

I for one am grateful and look forward to all this data and much much more being available in 20 years for anyone wanting to take a stroll down memory lane. Drive the street view to that tree you planted when you were a kid, use the time scroller and see it grow.
Show your kids the house you grew up in as it looked when you were their age. Ok; I wont be able to do that until he’s 29, but he will. He’ll be able to show his kids the house he grew up in, the yard he grew up in, the house his great grand mother lived in at the time, .. And his kids probably wont care :D heheheh

And this takes us to the new kind of hell we’re making.
By the time we’ve all grown old and senile, we’ll be telling everyone all those old stories. Describing our childhood places with the friendly fuzz of memory having blunted any sharp edges that were undoubtedly there. A bit like what our grandparents are doing now. Describing how there were no houses there, how a man used to come around with a hand cart, selling fish. How the cat stole a fish each week untill my great grand parents found out and started locking it in the barn each week around that time …. (thats a story my grandmother told me last week, nearly sobbing as she barely tastes the sweet in those bittersweet memories anymore. Old age is not pretty :/ But I digress)
Except that we’ll be telling those stories while scrolling through Google Time Maps, twiddling the dials, not sure if it was 2001 or 1998 that the garage doors were re-painted in that perfect hue of red.

Gotta love technology, progress and a company that seems to have vast amounts of money to do cool things that seem to make no sense other than being just nice & cool!

 

Thank you, Google.

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Notes on Gnome 3

Posted: 9th November 2011 by Gert in Linux

Its time for another installment of the most useless type of blogpost for readers, notes on .. and this time its the Ubuntu 11.10 with Gnome 3 post! For more info about the concept, please read the “Notes on ..” concept post. The default disclaimer is relevant as usual, auto post set to Nov 9th, 2011, 20:00.

It all started with a tweet

@g3n
sudo apt-get install gnome-shell gnome-theme* gnome-sushi gnome-contacts gnome-tweak-tool (from @amedee ) – lets give it a swirl

Lets get started!

  • First Impression – This looks Nice!
  • I love the Universal Access icon on top! Im a big fan of the alt+scrollwheel zoom; I use it constantly when reading or writing.
  • First big irk – The alt+scrollwheel zoom isnt there anymore. Will have to figure this out ASAP! The zoom in the accessibility menu is nice but the zooming to mouse pointer of  normal is just too good to not have! I could just use the ctrl+scrollwheel zoom in the browser but that wont help me in a terminal window or other
  • Its weird to not have a desktop to the left. Cant seem to find a way of changing this either. Not that I would immediately, I want to know the feel as intended but this might become a problem in the long run
  • I just LOVE that Gnome creates more desktops as I put shit on them. Always having an empty desktop RULES! Not being able to switch to all of them with the arrow keys as I can in a 2×2 desktop is a pitty though.. :/
  • I love how empty desktops just disappear. Very intuitive
  • I also love that there is only the super button that does Everything!
  • Where is my minimize button????? grr
  • Changing the middle mouse to minimize (who uses “lower” window anyway) in the Advanced Settings menu solves that
  • Bit confused at the lack of a Gnome 3 settings thing? I only have the Unity thingy.. Might be the one though then why doesn’t it have Gnome3 specific settings now? :/
  • Dragging a window to a new desktop seems to stick it to the screen sides – I like that centered thank you..
  • I should find out what the shortcuts are – seeing fascinating things happening all around and no clue why
  • I like the big clock on top.
  • The bar on top somehow feels distractionless; this doesnt make sense but I like it.
  • Right – banshee & shotwell are NOT favourite apps; and why is there no Chromium in there; do I really have to do EVERYTHING myself??
  • Dragging apps into the bar works intuitive
  • the “new window” on totem movie player just opens the existing one. I already expected this since the latest version apparently doesnt have the –no-existing-session parameter anymore. WHY???
  • Don’t seem to be able to middle mouse paste. This is unacceptable. – Belay that, it a WP Visual Editor thing. That sucks but at least its unrelated to G3.
  • I like the abbreviation of Gnome 3 to G3. Will use that starting the previous line :D
  • Trying to remember whats in my Unity sidebar. Who should I blame about not being able to see that in the G3 favs? Might not be so bad though, keeping the settings apart.
  • I love the bottom notifications. Very sexy! Wondering how I can slide that out, it has icons… – Mouse Bottom left – cool! It has gNote too! Missed that thoroughly in Unity!
  • What happens if I open many many desktops? 11 desktops; they just scale. Thats very usable! :)
  • Closing windows in the overview works nice - Nice window reflowing too :)
  • I think I actually prefer seeing my menus sticking to the window – the not Unity/Mac way, the old skool style :) I didnt realize this but was just very relieved when I had them back :)
  • Not sure what to think about the contacts integration .. Most of all because of the weird data set it uses. Where the fuck do they get this? Some contacts have data, other don’t.. Google obviously, but wtf?
  • I like the clickable new window notification
  • Whoops, missed a notification, It ‘d be intuitive to be a way to still read that..
  • I like that closing the last window on a desktop brings up the Activities thing.
  • The lock screen looks better too. Unity sometimes gave weird crap with menus still being visible etc :/
  • Pretty hover box menus
I like G3 better than Unity so far! Though I’m wondering what part of the feature set I’m experiencing is Unity pollution. :/ If this keeps up I probably wont boot Unity again till 12.04!
  • Right – credit (where its due) – I’ve been planning to try G3 right after the 11.10 update made Unity less nice/stable for me; Though its only after reading Amedee’s post that I actually installed it http://amedee.be/weg-unity-leve-gnome-shell - using the cog on the login page to switch to G3 though, so I skipped the “lightdm-set-defaults” command :)
  • Pff – The only calendar provider appears to be Evolution. I dont like Evolution. Why is there no drop in replacement back-end for what Evolution does? I use Thunderbird & Goog Calendar, so fuck off Evolution! – shit like this annoys the fuck out of me in Gnome!
  • Curious about what the Advanced Settings – Install Shell Extensions thingy can do for me :D Will be checking out G3 shell extensions soonish!!
  • G3 somehow feels lighter than Unity. I guess thats probably just in the head though..
  • Seeing the lock screen again, I like it A LOT more! It has more thought put into it! Unity sometimes shows icons, mouse over stuff, full menu bar, some notifications … this just has the time & user. Much better!
  • I also like the program title on top! Part of the icon & the name .. The top bar with rounded edges etc is very artsy!
  • Dont really care about the volume change thingy. Dont hate it either. Seems stretched out :s
  • I’ll have to re-shape my methodology around this vertical desktop layout; having a fixed 2×2 routine usually
  • I kinda miss the file copy-ing icon Unity has
  • Im actually grateful for the extra real-estate now that the Unity bar is gone. Ive always been a “small bar at the top” kinda guy
  • Is there a way to drag around the desktops? I want to change the order..
  • Ah yes, the http://live.gnome.org/GnomeShell/CheatSheet contains very Very valuable info!
  • The Control+Shift+Alt+R screencast recording option is AWESOME!
  • The Magnifier problem; check this:

    Magnifier Screen Magnification is built into GNOME Shell and provides various forms of screen enhancement. It can be launched and configured using the GConf Editor by modifying the /desktop/gnome/accessibility/magnifier settings. There is also a python script that implements a dialog for changing magnifier preferences.

    This is supposed to be accessibility? Go edit gconf. Houston, we have a #FAIL

  • Cool! You can use the scroll btn on the desktop list in the activity thing to scroll to another desktop
  • I also like the dragging programs to desktops to open them there. & I’ll like that one even more tomorrow morning when starting the usual programs for work :)
  • grmbl; switching down several desktops and finding the right one is cumbersome compared to what Im used to
Day 2; work work!
  • Changing the button on top preferences from close only to close & minimize takes a reboot to become visible
  • Im trying the “forget about the desktops, just use them” approach :)
  • Dont really like that the desktop background doesnt cover the entire desktop but leaves a small black band to the left. I see the appeal but I’d like the option :/ and would probably choose to have it cover it all.
  • Having a tough time adjusting to the not having ctrl+scrollwheel zoom anymore
After a day in the real work world I do like G3. Still having problems with not having the zoom and the desktops being vertical, but I’ll probably solve/get over that tomorrow.. I believe its better as a touch interface than Unity though! It feels very Very touch friendly and I cant wait for more touchscreen laptops!!
  • Happy that “Always on top” and “Always on Visible Workspace” still work. Pro tip – this is very cool to put some entertainment in the lower right corner of your desktop while working or doing whatever!
  • Whoops. First little G3 crash. Gently came back up without a problem :) nice! Much nicer than Unity manages 40% of the time
Work again
  • slowly adjusting to the 4×1 instead of 2×2 layout
  • no real new irks, really..
  • A slight usability irk with the activities view though.. The default keyboard focus on opening is wrong or plain missing (as I cant figure out where its on). When I open the activities thing, I intuitively try to use the arrow keys to do something; be that to select a desktop or to select a running window. Or, much less, to select a program to start. These however do Nothing at all, nor does enter. The focus is entirely missing. I can change it to some part of the interface, but not the dekstops with ctrl+alt+tilde and then the keys do sometimes work, but only for starting programs from the dash or applications menu. This needs more keyboard options (most notably changing windows & desktops) and a default focus on something (I’d say the open windows)
    - In retrospect – Im starting to think the focus is on the search bar. And after typing, the arrow keys do have a use. Though I dont see why they can’t do both at the same time, the windows disappear when the programs appear, no confusion there
  • Weird G3 crash earlier; x restarted automatically & all was well again. At least I wasnt left with an utterly dysfunctional X as Unity often does.. Not cool but still better!
The cut-of date has been reached, so here they are! The verdict? It looks like I will be sticking with G3 :)
ps. yes, I need to install a mobile interface for my blog. Its on the todo, sorry for the wait
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I need to update my webserver’s error pages

Posted: 8th November 2011 by Gert in Life

I need to pimp my server wide error pages!

My error pages require Moar Oatmeal! And a Failwhale. Because thats awesome. And ThumblBeasts. Because cats are awesome. Yes. And a beach. Because that d all be AWESOME!

 

in short, I have to update the pages to something like this http://theoatmeal.com/blog/fail_whale

 

:)

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